is double penetration only for pornstars?!!!

ok, so a few years back, i heard the words, “double-penetration,” and imagined a pornstar getting it up her pussy and in her anus. i couldn’t actually picture how this would be very comfortable for any party involved, since not all of us are gymnasts or double-jointed. ;p

recently, i read that it is any sexual act involving two objects entering the orifices of a woman or man, so that led to further research and came up with two cocks in a woman’s cunt or anus or two cocks in a man’s anus. technically, i guess two cocks in the mouth could be double penetration as well as ears or belly buttons or nostrils! double ouch!

ok, so here’s the question? i can totally imagine two cocks going up a very willing and loose cunt, but the tight anus? really? seriously? not to be gross, but even my biggest, hardest poop was the size of one average, aroused cock being pushed out, which made me bleed (i was getting too much fiber that day?!). so to even wrap my head around two aroused cocks going up my poor anus makes my bumhole sore, just sitting here writing this blog entry.

besides the sheer curiousity of watching it done in porn (i still haven’t watched a hardcore porn…must put on my fuck-it list), i can’t see the pleasure in actually doing it for me or for the two guys who would agree to have their cocks rubbing up so close next to each other unless they were getting paid or gay?! am i right here?!

i have never even had one cock all up in my ass, and the one time my boyfriend got the tip of his in, i cried bloody murder and ordered him to get it out. afterwards, i walk around like i had a chili pepper missile up my ass. it was painful, not pleasurable in any way. now, i’ve had a finger put up my ass…i even had my own put up there while i was masturbating in the bathtub, and found it quite pleasurable, but that’s about it. in my experience with cocks, bigger is NOT always better, nor is more than one better than just one. i don’t ever want poop falling out of my ass, if i can help it.

is it human nature to want to push the envelope? look at the many positions in the kama sutra (another thing to put on my fuck-it list?). i’m not saying, we should only do it missionary style. i’m just completely amazed at the things that we humans can or are willing to try to get off sexually?! don’t even get me started on that pornstar who wanted to fuck as many cocks on camera in a day?! they had to literally ice her cunt at one point (i only saw tidbits in a sex documentary i was watching, so i can’t really give you all the gorey details!). call me old-fashioned, but double penetration, unless it’s my lover’s cock in my mouth and his tongue in my pussy, just doesn’t seem to be my cup of tea?

what are your dirty thoughts?