Monthly Archives: September 2010

back in grad school (mind you, i hadn’t even gotten my first kiss), i was sitting around with my galpals, watching, “while you were sleeping” and eating cakes and doing our nails (not in that particular order). one of my friends … Continue reading →

ok, so a few years back, i heard the words, “double-penetration,” and imagined a pornstar getting it up her pussy and in her anus. i couldn’t actually picture how this would be very comfortable for any party involved, since not all of us are gymnasts or … Continue reading →

i’m sorry, i’ve been m.i.a. it’s probably cuz i haven’t really been getting any action to blog about. i’ve been on the verge, but still hiding under a rock. i put up my profile on okcupid again, but each time someone writes to me, i just … Continue reading →