ok, so i’m convinced that feminism is great!!! it allowed us women to vote and burn our bras, but it totally woosified our men. they don’t know if they should open car doors for their dates, to even approach girls out in public, to bring flowers or pay for the check. i’m sorry, i’m all about “i am woman, hear me roar,” but man, i hate how guys have lost their balls to ask a girl out these days.
case in point, i went on a pretty nice lunch date last friday. he was awfully sweet and very courteous, but he was also a little awkward around me, like he wasn’t sure whether to compliment me without sounding fake or smarmy, so as we hugged good-bye, he sorta smelled or grabbed my hair softly and said, “you have very nice hair.” it was a little awkward, but i thanked him and smiled. in the afternoon, he e-mailed to ask if i wanted to hang out again and proposed the weekend. i told him that i had a busy weekend, but probably the following weekend would be work and to get in touch this week. well, it’s wednesday, i have not heard a peep, and i’m thinking either he wasn’t really that into me or that he thought my answer was a brush-off which it wasn’t. BUT i’m NOT going to chase after him. sorry, i’ve done enough chasing in my dating life, i want a guy with some balls (and a nice cock to boot) to just stand up and ask me out and let me know he really digs me. 
i went on another date on saturday with a really sweet guy, but i just didn’t feel sexually attracted to him, so after a lovely bike ride, we agreed to be friends, so now i have a good friend in him. it feels good.
and now for the sad, heart-breaking news, i know you all knew this was going to happen, but i kept going there when i shouldn’t have. my workplace crush has officially crushed me to bits. yesterday in the lunchroom, i saw and had to listen to him and the new cute, blonde intern chatting up a storm. his face lit up the way i light up for him, so i finally got my answer to why for the last 3 months, he just hasn’t put my little clues together that i really, really liked him. it was quite devastating, but it’s probably for the best. i want a guy who is head over heels for me, and well, none of these mixed messages and ambivalent encounters where i have to scratch my head for hours wondering what i might have said or done better to make things more clearer and easier for him. i’m much too old for these playground games, and well, my heart’s worth so much more!!! i’m fucking fantastic!!! his loss for not seeing the true gem i am.
so gentlemen, it’s all right to treat a lady like a lady as long as you do it with a genuine heart and respect. we like doors being held for us, and when you offer to pay the check, and walk on the outside of us, it makes us feel like you want and can and will take care of us in the relationship. believe me, and we will take care of you accordingly.
2 Comments
November 18, 2009 at 6:38 am
My male species friends said we women cut their balls and serve it as spaghetti meatballs dish was the cause of why most male balls disappear hahaha.
November 18, 2009 at 10:04 am
nice one! but they really need to regrow some more balls, for girls’ sakes.