November 3, 2009...10:07 am

i kissed a girl…and i liked it…

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sometimes i wish i were a lesbian cuz it would make my life so much easier!!! i just feel so much more at ease with the ladies because i understand their hearts, and they’re so soft and curvy and sensual by nature. i can decipher their emotions and their unsaid words intuitively, but alas, i love the goddamn cock way too much. :(

like the way i’m not attracted to asian men, i’m not attracted sexually to women. i’ve kissed my sister once in a club cuz she was trying to get a guy to stop bothering her (didn’t quite work, it only turned him on more). she had very soft, succulent lips (her boyfriend is hella lucky to be kissing that hottie sister of mine). then a few years ago, i was fundraising for a charity, dressed up as wonder woman and offering (hershey’s) kisses for donations during the gay pride parade, so i kissed two lesbians.

the first one was a butch lesbian who at first said, “girl, you’re cute, but i’m not sure if i want to be kissing a stranger.” i held out a silver-wrapped chocolate kiss and replied, “it’s not real kisses.” she threw back her head and laughed, “oh, hell, you’re too cute. now i have to kiss you.” she grabbed me and laid a big smooch on my lips. i smiled sheepishly and thanked her for her donation.

the second one was a lipstick lesbian who asked if she could get a picture of herself kissing wonder woman. i said, “ok.” she put her soft lips on mine and as we posed for the kiss, she gently slipped her tongue into my mouth and before i knew it, i forgot where i was and started to kiss and suck her lips and tongue as if i were kissing a really hot guy, but her lips felt softer and more delicate, so it sorta felt like i was kissing myself. it was extra yummy, extra steamy! i was a little dizzy afterwards.

so i think i can definitely make out with a girl for hours, kiss her neck, her ears, suck on her fingers, lick her tits and all around her breasts, massaging them and nibbling ever so gently. i can lightly massage and touch the rest of her body, even softly carressing her inner thighs, very close to her pussy, but for the life of me, i won’t and can’t even imagine going down on a woman or rubbing our clits together or finger fucking her or trying a strap-on. i’m just NOT into the pussy…i want a hard, juicy cock of a guy up my cunt, fucking me like nobody’s business. i want the sharp angles and muscles and musk of a man. i want to suck on his cock and swallow his white, milky cum. i want to ride his cock as if i’m taming a bull at a rodeo.  ;) i want a man’s hands and mouth playing with my clit and cunt and making me cuss like a mother fucker over and over again. i want cock and the soft, yummy kisses of a cunt just won’t do. :(

ALAS, i have plenty of attractive, lovely galpals who i’d totally go lesbo for if i could, but still no yummy, juicy cock attached to a sensitive, artsy, sweet, smart, funny guy to call my own. makes this girl wish she could go lesbo…or sometimes i wish i were a gay man, but that’s a whole other blog entry altogether. :p

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