ok, so i’m convinced that feminism is great!!! it allowed us women to vote and burn our bras, but it totally woosified our men. they don’t know if they should open car doors for their dates, to even approach girls out in public, to bring flowers or pay for the check. i’m sorry, i’m all [...]
Entries from November 2009
November 9, 2009
i am not a fucking pedophile!!!
did you ever read “lolita”?
you know how humbert humbert is obsessed with a young girl because he lost his childhood sweetheart when he was a young man??? yes, the man is sick in the head to be molesting a young girl, but i don’t know about you, nabokov manages to lyrically maneuver your heart as [...]
November 3, 2009
i kissed a girl…and i liked it…
sometimes i wish i were a lesbian cuz it would make my life so much easier!!! i just feel so much more at ease with the ladies because i understand their hearts, and they’re so soft and curvy and sensual by nature. i can decipher their emotions and their unsaid words intuitively, but alas, i [...]
November 2, 2009
i’m just not attracted to asian men…sorry.
yesterday, i put a pretty funny personal ad on craigslist. i got a lot of responses, some kinda sweet, some lame, and some just not the types i am attracted to. so there’s this one guy who replies and seems sweet enough, so i write back along with a photo of me…mind you, on the [...]
