someone commented on several of my entries yesterday, asking me to be friends with him. i think if he had written once, i might have replied to him directly, but he sent 4 requests and another one this morning. sorry, buddy, but i’m NOT looking for friends on this site.
someone else asked why i didn’t have any pictures of myself on this blog. i’m here to voice my thoughts into the ether and pass on some funny stories or little nuggets of insight from my quirky dating life. i’m not here trying to hook up or have people come up to me to say they know i enjoy giving blowjobs and sometimes i female ejaculate…umm, yeah, no thanks.
i understand that my blog is explicit and of adult nature, so i’m inviting all sorts of people into my world (cool chicks like myself, average joe schmoes, nice guys i probably would be friends with if we had met in my everyday life to twisted perverts who probably get off plenty —not judging anyone here, just speaking my truths). please, please, please do continue reading, laughing, relating, jacking off, and commenting, but please understand and respect my stance when i say, “nothing against you (i’m sure you’re a really nice person), but i’m NOT looking for any friends here.”
4 Comments
September 16, 2009 at 4:18 am
“twisted perverts who probably get off plenty.” You were totoally talking about me there, well, yes, yes I am.
September 16, 2009 at 5:16 am
twisted, maybe.
pervert, no.
getting off plenty, very true, i hope.
September 16, 2009 at 7:35 am
Hahah..Hilarious miss!!
“Hi, so, uh, is it true that you think cock tastes good?”
Oh f***.
Honestly.
Can I be your blog friend, where I read your posts all the time and think they’re hilarious?
September 16, 2009 at 8:09 am
that’d be totally awesome! you’re definitely one of the cool chicks!!! ;p