i miss fucking…

sometimes i feel like all the rest of the world is fucking except me…
then i think to myself, i’m a fucking hottie mctottie, what the fuck?!
…and then i remember i have this highly sensitive heart!
oh fuck!

you can’t fake chemistry!!!

ok, sorry i’ve been out of touch. i’ve been trying to digest stuff. ok, so i was uber excited about going to the sfmoma with my workplace crush last thursday.
rewind back to the previous weekend, i by chance was browsing on okcupid the previous friday night and a guy im’d “hi.” he had sent a [...]

i got balls the size of a peanut…

i don’t know what got into me yesterday, but there’s this cute boy on the muni i’ve seen a few times. he is always typing away on his iphone, and i’m always listening to my nano, so we don’t really have an occasion or reason to talk. so yesterday morning, we made eye contact and i sorta smiled. then [...]

crushes are meant for crushing…

i’ve got a bit of a schoolgirl crush on a new co-worker of mine. i thought it was a passing fancy, but in my state of no dating at the moment, he’s like the only male eye candy i get to lick on throughout the day. yum, yum, give me some!!!
i think how [...]

how often do you fake it???

ok, how many of you ladies out there “fake” it???
i don’t think i’ve ever faked it per se, but sometimes i know for guys, they like to get their ego’s stroked, so i do make my moans a bit juicer than they necessarily have to be. most of the time, i get mini orgasms that [...]

i can finally hear myself think!!!

sorry, i’ve been so out of touch lately…you would think with the celebration of my second year blogging, i’d have more stuff to blog about. but instead, i’ve been quieting my head lately and enjoying the calm of “not dating.” it feels authenticly good. it’s like all the craziness of wondering if i’m good enough [...]

can sex cure a headache?

so i’m sick at home in bed today with a yucky head congestion. ugh! ugh! ugh!
it got me thinking about  a time when i was really nauseous from a car ride, and my boyfriend at the time told me he could cure it. i was not in the mood. he insisted and began [...]

okcupid blows…eharm can suck my dick!!!

believe me, let’s face it, i’m socially-awkward. i didn’t date or kiss a guy until i was 26. i hadn’t a clue how to attract guys let alone talk to one who i was attracted to. case in point, there’s a new guy at work whom i think is pretty sweet and cute, but whenever [...]