ugh! ugh! ugh! ben gibbard, lead singer of death cab for cutie is one of the hottest guys in all the world, and his voice just turns me into mushy goo. what i would give to sleep in his arms as he sings softly to me and wake up next to him each and every morning for the rest of my life!!!
ok, so i hear zooey deschanel is engaged to him, and i’m as jealous as hell!!! some people are born talented and lucky! they pursue their dreams of becoming singers, actors, dancers, filmmakers, and artists and actually make it, and they meet other talented, lucky artists and fall in love and make more talented, lucky artist babies…then there are people like me, ones who only dabble and half-ass their talents away. i could have been a writer, a filmmaker, a photographer, an actress, a singer, a painter, and even a decent dancer, but no, i was discouraged by my parents to enter the world of arts all my life. then i let the fear sink and settle into my bloodstream, so by the time i was old enough to pursue these loves as an adult, i let all my opportunities slip through my fingers.
i’m almost 35, still young, but kinda old by “hollywood industry standards.” i think to myself if i could have just pursued my art when i was much younger, i’d be in a place where i might have had an opportunity to meet ben gibbard in my lifetime. zooey deschanel is such a cutie patootie (i couldn’t have wished ben a sweeter fiancee), but to tell you the goddang honest truth, she’s got nothing on me—i’m pretty darn sexy-adorable!!!
so ben, if you happen to read this and things don’t exactly work out with zooey, give me a call. i love you, your voice, your brilliant songs, and i so would rock your world as much as you do mine!!! 
2 Comments
July 10, 2009 at 4:52 am
I don’t know, he looks kinda creepy, certaintly not like a rock star, but then again, to each his own.
July 10, 2009 at 5:41 am
as you said, attraction is relative. i love love love me some ben gibbard!