thank you to all who are wishing me a yummy orgasm! that’s so awfully sweet of you, truly.
i think my problem lately is that i can’t seem to get a first date let alone get fucked good and proper. 
i was about to meet this guy from match.com last sunday—he seemed uber excited to actually go on a date with me, but come sunday, he’s a complete no show, not even a phone call? and i’m perplexed cuz we had a really fun time talking on the phone and e-mailing before. i had to scratch my head and wonder am i missing something or is something wrong with the men i’m meeting around here?
okcupid.com isn’t any better either. i’ve been on that site since january, and have had a few nice conversations via e-mail, but none of the guys are actually interested in meeting me and the ones i ask out go silent or they delete their profiles. i started jokingly describing the men on that site as hyperactive 7-year-olds on speed, their attention spans are nonexistent.
and don’t even get me started on e-harmony, the worst $120 investment in my life! i should have just taken the cash and flushed it down the toilet—at least, it wouldn’t be this drawn out torture. that site may work for some, but it certainly has been a waste of my time and hard-earned cash. ;( the guys on that site aren’t even flaky, they hide behind their computer screens without making a squeak. i need a MAN, not a mouse.
you ask why don’t i get out and meet men in the real world, believe me, i’m trying. i try to smile when i’m out and about in the world, i volunteer, i train for triathlons, i go to live music shows, and take photography classes. basically, i’m out there living and enjoying my life, but most of the men i meet are gay or already taken, so i’m left checking online for other singles. what’s a girl to do???
i love snowflakes, i eat cornflakes, and i crave chocolate flakes, but when it comes to my men, i want something hard and solid, preferably a genuine heart and a healthy libido to boot. :p any takers?
4 Comments
June 25, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Don’t loose heart … I found mine. If I can you will.
June 25, 2009 at 6:14 pm
thank you!
June 25, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Where is all the fuuny but witty, handsome and genuine men nowadays?!? I, myself have no luck. Not one mature guy on this profile dating website…. I’m starting to think it’s one big dissappointment or just a horrible emotional scam! Ugh!!!
June 26, 2009 at 6:08 am
i feel your pain…believe me, read my blog entries.
but lately as trite as it sounds, i’m just taking care of myself and finding the things i like to do in life that give me the butterflies in my stomach for myself. maybe it seems i’m in a defeatist sense of mind lately, but i realized i’m tired of looking out there for a happiness i never learned to find and hold within myself. i’m all that i need in this life first and foremost, and if a guy should happen to come along, wooooooo-hoooooooooooo, but if not, i’m still happy. …you can try this or maybe all us awesome women need to move to alaska or some place where there’s 10 men to 1 woman. OOO yeah! 