ok, so obviously, i’m not getting any sex lately let alone goooooood fucking monkey love. the well is dry…so i begin to hallucinate. i had the funkiest dream last night…wait for it.
i met this guy, i can’t even describe what he looks like, but at this point, it was a guy who had a heartbeat and was interested in me, so let’s proceed. he was some kind of door-to-door salesman of this energy pill/drink that would help you live longer. he starts to tell me how people listen to his shpeel for a good hour and try samples, but never buy a thing. i start to feel sorry for him and ask him to “cum” in…one thing leads to another, and he’s in my bed and we start making out like crazy. side note: can i tell you how much i miss amazing kissing?! omg, what i would do to make out with someone yummy for an hour?!!!… i digress. he starts to take off his pants, and i tell him that i want to just kiss and he begs me to touch his cock. i tell him again i really just want to wait and get to know him better before going further. his pants are down, he guides my hand down his shorts and before i can pull away or even feel his cock let alone see it, i get cum on my face and in my hair. don’t ask me how this actually happened cuz it’s a dream for christ’s sakes, who knows what weird shit happens in my brain…tee hee. he busts out laughing and thinks his spunk don’t stink. :p i’m trying to take the cum off my face and hair, but i’ve been slimed like ghostbusters. it wasn’t pretty, and it wasn’t fun, especially cuz i had asked the guy to wait…obviously, he couldn’t.
anyways, my question for the day??? is cum really good for your face? i heard ages ago that something in sperm helps in regards to skin care? probably just a rumor spread by men who want to blow their load on some desperate women. 
but then i did see on the show “nip / tuck” that they used sperm from a fertility clinic as a secret ingredient in a skin cream, so this rumor must have gotten around somehow. believe me, i like sucking on an especially juicy cock and watching him ejaculate all over my boobs, but in my face and hair (which has happened on accident) feels sorta like getting egg on your face, not my thing.
side note: to the guy who commented on my last blog entry, “egad!…” who wrote, “life happens, and sometimes you get some on your shoe,” i like that one, but in my case, “sometimes you get some on your face!”
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June 11, 2009 at 5:27 am
To answer your “question for the day??? is cum really good for your face?”
If your a guy we would say yes, most certainly, without question, because, well, we’re guys. But in reality, who knows, I guess it’s all personal preference.
For me, I like to do it your way, on a women’s chest.
Glad you liked my life happens schpeal.