lately, i’ve noticed that i’ve turned into the stereotypical man who thinks about sex every 5 seconds…it’s yummy and frustrating at the same time. maybe it’s the fact i haven’t had good sex in 2 years? maybe i just happen to be extraordinarily horny lately? maybe it’s cuz i’m 34, what’s supposed to be my [...]
Entries from June 2009
June 29, 2009
maybe it’s just better to settle…NOT!
ok, boys and girls…i had an actual date—a date with an actual guy who was actually really sweet and actually not a jerk and get this who actually liked me…BUT i wasn’t attracted to him physically. UGH! i could just kill myself. i complain left and right how much i just need to find a [...]
June 26, 2009
i’m bad…but’s it’s human nature.
the king of pop is dead. wtf?! i feel like a part of my youth died with him, too. i grew up, singing his songs and who could forget the one shiny glove, the glowing pavement steps, or the crotch grabbing for no apparent reason?! i loved that man’s music…the man himself, not so much. [...]
June 25, 2009
i can’t afford any more head and shoulders!
thank you to all who are wishing me a yummy orgasm! that’s so awfully sweet of you, truly.
i think my problem lately is that i can’t seem to get a first date let alone get fucked good and proper.
i was about to meet this guy from match.com last sunday—he seemed uber excited to [...]
June 24, 2009
my pussy cat needs a big doggy bone…ruff!
i haven’t fucked someone for almost one year now…and my last fuck was a terrible one, so you can say i haven’t been fucked good and proper for almost 2 years now…i tried my darnedest a few nights ago to arouse myself and rub myself until i exploded, but it’s like my body had forgotten [...]
June 12, 2009
bueller? bueller? bueller? wtf?!!!
ok, so after 70+ odd matches on e-harmony, finally steve, a biochemist who seems really sweet and genuine contacts me. we get through the e-harmony obstacle course in record time, he writes me a nice e-mail and i return with one in kind……then silence, i mean deafening silence. i wait a day, then another, so [...]
June 5, 2009
cum on your face…working hazard or not?!
ok, so obviously, i’m not getting any sex lately let alone goooooood fucking monkey love. the well is dry…so i begin to hallucinate. i had the funkiest dream last night…wait for it.
i met this guy, i can’t even describe what he looks like, but at this point, it was a guy who had a heartbeat [...]
June 4, 2009
egads! is it me or is it them???
ok, so max closed my profile. his reason = other (which means he just didn’t feel it as i did from my pic and profile). i’m crushed, but his loss! ;p
i get another 7 matches, filter through them, the one guy i find interesting closes my profile immediately. his reason = i’m pursuing another relationship. [...]
June 3, 2009
e-harmony experiment…
ok, so i’ve been doing online dating for about 6 years now (match, okcupid, plentyoffish, and of course, my good ‘o craigslist), and obviously, i haven’t met the “one.” so my sisters, friends, the million and one commercials about 29 points of compatibility, and even my therapist have suggested i try e-harmony. the people in [...]
