the love gods fucking hate me…

the love gods are sitting up in their puffy clouds, laughing at me and making bets with each other on who can fuck me up most royally in the romantic department.
after months of almost dates, i finally get in contact with this guy who likes to make films, does triathlons, and runs a nonprofit on [...]

‘objectum sexual’ disorder…

the other night, feeling a bit blue about being so unlucky in love, i happened to catch a documentary on bbc america reveals on ‘objectum sexual’ disorder, “i married the eiffel tower.” there were 3 women on the show that were in love and lust over inanimate objects, such as the golden gate bridge, berlin [...]

why are bikeshop boys so hot?!!!

i’m training for my first triathlon, so i’ve been checking out bikes for the past few months. i had a hybrid bike i bought 3 years ago from the dreamiest guy in all the world, jim from american cyclery. so in the last 3 years, i’ve taken my bike in for several repairs and got [...]