i’m just curious to know what kind of porn are you into?
the other day, my roommate and i walked into our local video shop and asked if they had “debbie does dallas,” “deepthroat,” or “behind the green door.” we giggled a lot before asking the older gentleman with a beer gut and very kind face. he replied that those particular titles were only available in vhs, and they didn’t have it in the shop cuz since these were classics, people would probably steal them. i was royally bummed. personally, i don’t really watch porn.
back in grad school, i used to watch the “red shoe diaries” with my roommate, mainly because i had the hots for david duchovny, but i was also really curious about sex in general. it was soft porn, women’s fantasies of meeting a tall, dark and handsome stranger who knew how to touch all the right spots to make her swoon. my roommae and i would laugh and ask each other if the girl’s boobs were real or not and depending on how much they bounced or didn’t, we’d nod in agreement that they weren’t. 
but i’ve always been curious about the hardcore stuff. i mean i’ve heard about some pornstar fucking the most men in any film and how they had to ice her sore pussy after the 70th guy or something. i’ve dated several men and asked what kind of porn they enjoyed. one guy used to only watch small petite asian women taking huge cocks up the ass. another guy i dated really liked watching german porn because hearing the german and not understanding it really turned him on. this carried into our own sex life. he used to make up german words or speak in english with an exaggerated german accent and i’d laugh and join in with my terrible german accent. it was funny and very over-the-top, but i think that’s what i enjoyed most about fucking him, he made sex so funny and sexy at the same time. one guy i dated said that he liked watching woman on woman action with a guy, but disliked it when they would show the guy ejaculating. it would totally turn him off to see a guy get off because when he watched porn, he liked to imagine it was him fucking the girls, so the actually “money shot” would just burst his bubble.
and don’t even get me started on my curiosity to see what gay porn is like or all the fetishes that i have yet to even find out about. i was watching some showtime or hbo show where they were talking about people who enjoyed pouring or mashing food on each other, people dressing up in animal costumes, and the whole s&m scene. ok, maybe i’m just weird but i’m also a “little” curious about how little people have sex with the average size people, how disabled people have sex, or what it’s really like to see angelina jolie and brad pitt behind closed doors (i mean they totally sizzle onscreen, so what must it be like in real life? now that’s a sex tape i’d totally pay to watch).
then there was that whole “two girls and a cup” shituation i never saw, but was told about. now there are a number of things i do not want to watch nor am i even curious about: pedophilia, necrophilia, anything to do with shitting or peeing on someone or eating of these matters either, rape, gang bangs, snuff films, satanic rituals, or beastiality. i’m open to a lot of things, but there are just some lines i will never cross.
i feel like i’m missing out on an entire sex culture because i’m sorta too embarrassed to order porn or visit a porn site or refuse to pay for an adult channel cuz it’s not like i really have that much time on my hands.
so what kind of porn are you into? don’t be shy…i’m just curious.
2 Comments
August 13, 2008 at 12:30 am
porn got boring with the advent of the internet….. even as far back as the 80s and the dawn of the VHS it had an exotic naughty quality…. the porn from the 7os you mentioned is way more intriguing especially if you understand the time it was born…. oh to have a time machine and go back to the 70s and see Deepthroat in some seedy theatre with a bunch of other curious suburbanites
August 13, 2008 at 5:04 am
i love male,female,male. i’d pay to see brad and angelina’s sex tape too. do u think they watch porn and eat chicken together? hmm…by the way…your reads are great!