ok, i’m curious to know what the fuck anal sex is all about, but the actual act kinda grosses me out. i mean, that’s where poo comes out. that can’t be good? there are times i walk into a public restroom and want to yak at the smell. i just can’t imagine that being a turn-on. so can someone explain to me what’s the who-ha-ha about “up the butt” sex?
and yet, it’s gotta be good, right? how could gay men have sex? why would we have butt plugs? strap-ons for women to bang their men? it’s gotta be fun and pleasurable, right?! anybody? anybody?
my one…well, two encounters that involved my own anus goes as follows: #1 my first boyfriend told me that he was curious to see how it would feel, so since i thought i was in love with him, i bent over and let him try to go in the back door. let’s just say, i was very inexperienced and he certainly had no idea what he was doing. so without any lubrication at all, he just tried to jab his cock up my ass. i think he managed to get the very tip in, when i just started to cry and told him to get it out of me at once. he kept saying i’m almost in, and i just screamed at him to get it out. i was sore for weeks, and we never, ever tried that again ever.
#2 remember the best fuck of my life, well, matt inserted his finger up my anus while eating me out, and i had the most amazing orgasm of my life, i’m talking about gushing and ejaculating into his mouth, but it was just his finger—not his beautiful cock, so i’m not sure if that officially counts. 
the funny thing is that most guys i’ve dated won’t let me anywhere near their anus, which works for me, since i’m not really curious to venture in that back door anyhoot. but i’ve heard that that’s where guys have their “g” spots, so if i loved someone enough, i’d be up for putting on a strap-on and doing him just right all night long. 
and, ok, if i loved him enough, i’d also bend over on all fours and let him plow his throbbing, juicy cock in and out of my tight, well-lubricated anus really hard and fast, as he plays with my wet, dripping pussy. geeze, my cunt is dripping wet just thinking about it….ummm. maybe i could be the “up the butt” girl for “just the right” guy?! ;p
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July 7, 2008 at 1:18 pm
No comments on this one?? Surprising.
I actually enjoy some stimulation there on occasion (though most men wouldn’t admit that). There is certainly a right way and a wrong way to go about it though.
I’m actually fairly surprised by your attitude towards it. Since when is sex really a clean activity? Granted we certainly are raised not to interact with our own waste (and I’m sure for the most part that’s a good thing) but with the right person and the proper amount of preparation and dialog it should be pretty much anything goes in the bedroom.
There is certainly a cleanliness factor of course but I think the benefits in pleasure (if it’s something you enjoy) far outweigh the negatives.
August 14, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I tried anal with my husband, just for the heck of it and I wasn’t really impressed. My husband did use lube, but it still didn’t feel good. I had a hard time relaxing, so it just plain hurt!
I enjoy sex the good ole’ fashion way, in the vag!