sex bites, sore boobs…ouch!

he looked so innocently sweet in his match.com profile.  i sent him an e-mail, and we began writing to each other.  he got cuter and sweeter with each new quirk i learned about him. i was getting really excited about meeting him.
he asked me to meet him at amelie wine bar (my favorite movie is [...]

my love karma rolls more than it rocks…

i think i’ve got bad juju or was born under misaligned stars… 
in all other aspects of my life, i am a total rock star (have plenty of rock star friends, loving family, work for an amazing nonprofit, filmmake & write in my dreamlife, finished several marathons, traveled and lived in various cities across the us [...]

heart, please let go…

i bumped into andy yesterday.  i haven’t seen him for about 2 months.  it was a little awkward and sad cuz i wasn’t ready to see him yet.  i had written an e-mail to him earlier during the day and was happy that he wrote back to say hello, but i didn’t think i’d see [...]

too fat to fuck…

i didn’t get my first kiss, first fuck until i was 26. i think it took me a very long time to date because my dad forbade me to date when i was growing up, and so by the time i got into college, i was too scared to date and socially inept to date. [...]

the best fuck of my life…

a few years ago, i had a one-night stand that broke my heart. it was with matt, this guy i had met at work, whom i thought actually was a sweetheart. i had a crush on matt for over a year. he left our company, so we started flirting over e-mail one [...]

my first date of 2008…

i met this really nice guy online on wednesday. we had a tea date this morning. it felt like i was going on my very first date ever. i was extremely nervous. alas, i still missed andy deeply. i did something really stupid on friday; i ended up writing an [...]

i was no cinderella…

i’ve always been curious about singles events— you see them in films/tv, the lock and key parties where girls get locks and guys try to stick their keys into them, speed dating, and cooking classes. so it seemed innocent enough to attend a charity singles ball (dance for a good cause with the possibility of [...]

i left my virginity in london…

i left my heart & my virginity in london seven years ago…
i haven’t been the same since i returned to the states.
i listen to virgin radio uk at work, just to make believe i’m still strolling around in hyde park, hopping on a tube or doubledecker bus, dancing with my girlfriends at the walkabout [...]

if my life were a film…

…it would very much start off like “amelie,” a little girl who put on off-broadway musicals in my backyard that also turned into a jungle where i was indiana jane.  my father was the overprotective type who kept his children out of trouble by giving them extra homework at home and keeping us under his [...]