is it me or does male cum taste like clorox? on the other hand, female cum (i’ve only tasted my own purely out of curiosity which tasted like pineapple juice…maybe it had to do with what i was drinking that day?) taste sweet.
the first time i ever gave a guy a blowjob, i didn’t know what the heck i was doing? i thought maybe i was supposed to lick it like a big stick popsicle, but i made sure not to bite into it. i pretended to be a blow-up doll and sucked on his penis which, at first, made me want to gag, but then after i got into the rhythm of it, it happened so fast that i didn’t know what else to do but swallow.
it tasted like clorox or rather it tasted like the smell of clorox, since i never actually tried to sip clorox. i remember thinking how it felt clean running down my throat (probably has to do with me thinking that it tasted like clorox which keeps our whites so white). it was so weird to me at first because the whole act of sucking on someone’s penis had always repulsed me to no end before i had actually done it. then i realized how much fun it was! woo-hoo!
but it actually wasn’t until my second lover when i had become an expert at giving amazing blowjobs. i think it was because with him, he was so caring and made sure to talk with me during sex to make sure i was enjoying everything that was happening to me. so in return, it made me a more caring and giving lover, too.
and of course, it didn’t hurt that he had such a fun penis to suck on, and even more so, the reactions he had after i had given him a blowjob only made me want to suck on his all night forever if i could. his entire body would convulse in pure ecstasy, and he’d be out of breath from his orgasm. he’d tell me, “i don’t know what you’re doing, but just when i think it can’t get any better, you somehow find a way to make it so much more! you need to start teaching your own class.”
first things first, guys, for me at least, i can’t stand when you push or pull my head/hair while i am giving you a blowjob…it makes me want to gag and i will bite your penis. it’s not fun for me or for you.
***blowjob advice #169: when giving a blowjob, please always use a condom until you know for certain that the dick is std-free and exclusively dating you.
with that said, here we go…..not to blow my own horn, but i’ve been told by all my past lovers that i give mind-blowing head. ;p so here’s my secret, i don’t think it’s any one particular technique that does it, but it’s having enthusiasm for the very act. girls and boys, when you’re giving head or whatever sexual act you do with a partner (of course only do it if you really enjoy it and with someone you are totally interested in) do it with all the passion and excitement of “doing it” for the first time! use your imagination, lick all around the area in different patterns and rhythms, blow gently cool and/or hot breaths, massage it gently or roughly, don’t do the same thing over and over again, instead add an element of surprise, and most importantly, talk to each other. ask your partner if something feels good or if she/he needs it harder, faster, gentler, or something totally different. do it with gusto, not like it’s the worst thing ever, a dreaded task so you can get your cookies. i know it’s not rocket science or some ancient secret you hadn’t heard before, but for me, that’s been my own magic trick to giving great head.
believe me, sucking on the same penis can get kind of boring at times, but i play this game with myself when i’m giving someone i care for a blowjob, each time i do it, i aim to blow his mind to oblivion…and if he can’t talk or breath or even think, i’ve done my job perfectly! i swallow up that clorox-y goodness and lie back with a huge smile. when he eventually recovers from his orgasm, he’ll want to reciprocate in a very good way…enjoy!
10 Comments
October 10, 2007 at 6:54 pm
*adjusts his pants* Um… Yeah… Nice description there
And yeah, “chlorox” is definitely the word. Hats off to girls who can get past that!
October 11, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Cum undeniably smells like detergent, or chlorine. Funny, because I alwasys thought I was the only one who associated the smell with a cleaning agent LOL!
December 26, 2007 at 3:43 am
I’ve been hearing bleach being used to describe cum more often. I don’t smell/taste it. I must be missing something.
March 12, 2008 at 7:40 pm
I hope you are able to spread your enthusiasm for blow jobs to women everywhere!
June 24, 2009 at 11:48 pm
The flavour can vary in one guy. Mine did after I had a vasectomy, it changed from having a bitter-ish essence to one of sweetness, clearly a unique case of the low-fat variety being tastier than the full-fat!
Also someone mentioned that mango juice helps with the flavour, so for a week prior to meeting someone I tried it. Gallons of fresh mango juice combined with some furious flushing it through, well her photo’s were very sexy -which helped. And come the moment of truth, she commented ‘you taste like peach! yummy’ well she might not ever get a quality control role with Del Monte but she did get her healthy 5-a-day that day.
June 25, 2009 at 6:15 pm
that sounds uber yummy!
August 27, 2009 at 6:44 am
I think what you’re saying is key — you have to enjoy doing it. Otherwise, the guy knows it and if he has any sensitivity whatsoever, it won’t feel right.
Here’s another thing you could try — make deep, low moaning noises while he’s in your mouth. It’ll drive him wild(er)! It’s the combination of hearing you moan, plus the physical sensation of the vibrations, that’ll do it.
August 27, 2009 at 7:03 am
oh, i totally moan like it’s the tastiest ice cream while i’m sucking on a juicy cock. yes, i agree it does drive the boys wild! i’ve been told that i should stick a finger in the ass just as he’s about to cum for an extra big explosion, but the guys i’ve been with don’t want anything near that area, so i haven’t tried just yet.
August 27, 2009 at 10:25 am
Oooooh, that’s a really good one. Yikes. That’s toe-curling, pass-out territory there.
August 27, 2009 at 11:11 am
let’s hope i get to try it out sometime sooner or later.